January 2012
teenagers: you only live once ;)
reality: you only die once too
I wonder If I made a difference to anyone this...
ec5ta5y:
Back to school means
dealing with all them fake bitches
tryna catch up with all the work
being tired all day and not sleeping at night
annoying people
annoying teachers
Reflecting on 2011
thecrazyfilipino:
This year was stressful. There were many firsts, lasts, and never - agains. I got hurt and I admit I did some hurting on my own. I’ve met some amazing people and lost some of my closest friends. Thanks to 2011, I’ve realized that you need to let go of things whether or not they meant something to you. Sometimes, the only way to move forward is to quit backing up. The good news...
I want you to get drunk, call me, and tell me how...
I really want to go to Disneyland.
Dear 2011, thank you for all of the lessons...
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page...
I wonder if we'll ever talk again like we used to.
December 2011
roses are red
violets are red
tulips are red
shit my gardens on fire
2011.
johnnybuiii:
Bye. I’m leaving you for 2012.
At a restaurant:
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
serpante-amour:
for the love of god SOMEONE STOP KIDS BOP
when something makes me happy: omg
when something makes me sad: omg
when something surprises me: omg
when something makes me mad: omg
when exclaiming something to my god: omg
omg: omg
Here's to another year of
blehkatie:
Change, heartbreaks, new friends, old friends, adventures, drama, obstacles, experience, knowledge, stupidity, chaos, fights, break ups, make ups, hypes, new dreams, new goals, accomplishments, new found bitches, new enemies, tears, laughter, and new memories.
Random attractive person: Do you like ice hockey?
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer and like do you want chidlren I was thinking maybe one or two also what are your plans for retirement or I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cemated?
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Since steroids are illegal for athletes, photoshop...
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
